Supporting Cast 2

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KIERAN KING

The best-looking guy in our school. That he had very specific tastes in girls meant there were some left for the rest of us. 1*

JO RICE

One of the Holy Trinity of gorgeous Rice sisters, the (unrequited) love of Singhy’s life, and the best friend of Red Helen. 1*

CAROLINE SMITH

So petite, her curly hair almost doubled her height. Catherine Hunt’s best friend.

CATHERINE HUNT
Quiet and a bit on the shy side. We stopped with the spoonerism once we learned it made her cry. 1*

MRS. BOWLEY

The nicest old lady I have ever met. I would do her shopping, and she would give me dusty fruit cake and a cup of tea. 1*

MR. SINGH

Singhy’s dad. Cool and supportive. And he made a decent curry. 1*

MRS. SINGH

Singy’s mum. Always with a cigarette and a complaint. And always, it seems, in disco bottoms. 1*

ELLIS
Chris Ellis. Half English, half Indonesian. One of the funniest people I’ve met. Almost a main character. 1*

SISTER CECILIA
Our main RE teacher, and the head of our second year form (2SC). Scourge of testosterone, wherever it was found. 1*

PHANNY GRAY
or “Gray Fanny.” The Deputy Headmistress for the girls. Hated the idea of other people having sex as much as Sister Cecilia. 1*